*Not for underage readers*
This week’s drink of the week is a shot of vodka.
Grab the closest bottle of vodka. Pour it into a shot glass. Pour the vodka down your throat. Repeat until you feel okay about the fact that any progress the United States of America has made against racism, sexism, homophobia, Islamaphobia, income equality and any other horrible thing has been back-pedaled by about 200 years, or, until you fall asleep.
(This recipe was inspired by the current state of the United States of America.)
Megan Krementowski is the associate life editor for The Daily Campus. She can be reached via email at email@example.com.