As of last Wednesday’s Democratic debate, the gloves have officially come off. The six true contenders for the party’s nomination (sorry, Tom Steyer) traded blows in a manner that would make Donald Trump blush. What started as a political discourse quickly turned into a complete roast-fest, ensuring us that what happened in Las Vegas was not going to stay there. So without further ado, allow me to count down the top nine “roasts” of this unintentional comedy show.
9. “I’m the only one on this stage that actually got anything done on health care.” – Joe Biden
.@JoeBiden leads the way on health care at the #DemDebate >>
“I’m the only one on the stage that actually got anything done on health care … I notice what everybody is talking about is the plan that I first introduced.” pic.twitter.com/8sAPhjjzlz
— Matt Hill (@thematthill) February 20, 2020
The former vice president had a well-prepared comeback to another vague Medicare For All proposal by Bernie Sanders. Biden’s use of the phrase “I’m the only one” was definitely stale by the end of the night, but I’m willing to give him some credit for his role in enacting Obamacare. Still, Biden was largely ignored by the moderators and other candidates, which is never a good sign at this point in the race.
8. “I don’t think you look at Donald Trump and say we need someone richer in the White House.” –Amy Klobuchar
2020 candidates are taking aim at Mike Bloomberg at the #DemDebate.
“I think we need something different than Donald Trump. I don’t think you look at Donald Trump and say, ‘We need someone richer in the White House,'” Amy Klobuchar says. https://t.co/PFD9lUpgSU pic.twitter.com/Uy7Flzyiui
— ABC News (@ABC) February 20, 2020
A clever jab at both the president and former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg accounted for this Klobuchar classic. By adding Bloomberg to her tradition of attacking Trump, the Minnesota senator delivered this zinger with greater ease than I have seen from her before. Klobuchar was solid in this debate, but she will need a strong performance in South Carolina to restore the momentum she gained in New Hampshire.
7. “If winning a race for Senate in Minnesota translated directly to becoming president, I would have grown up under the presidency of Walter Mondale.” – Pete Buttigieg
Speaking of Minnesota senators, I was disappointed that this one did not get laughs from the audience. Mayor Pete did not intend to use this as the punchline in his response to Klobuchar’s “proven winner” argument, but it did make me chuckle.
6. “Maybe it’s time for the working class of this country to have a little bit of power in Washington, rather than your billionaire campaign contributors.” – Bernie Sanders
Wine cave, anyone? As expected, Sanders continued his crusade against America’s ultra-wealthy, but this call to Pete Buttigieg was by far his strongest line of the night. Bernie is still the front-runner of this race, so continuing to take calculated debate risks should serve him well heading into the gauntlet of South Carolina and Super Tuesday.
5. “It’s not a plan. It’s a PowerPoint. And Amy’s plan is even less. It’s like a Post-It note… ‘Insert Plan Here.’” – Elizabeth Warren
“It’s not a plan it’s a PowerPoint, and Amy’s plan is even less. It’s like a Post-It note: “insert plan here.”- @ewarren
Watch #DemDebate NOW: https://t.co/U4UZMHn7bF pic.twitter.com/oOyDn6sMht
— NBC News NOW (@NBCNewsNow) February 20, 2020
Elizabeth Warren wants us to know that Buttigieg and Klobuchar have bad health care plans, and this is her way of telling us. The analogies are amusing; even Warren’s opponents were amused when she rattled this one off. Props to Klobuchar for being a good sport about it.
Elizabeth Warren rips Amy Klobuchar’s ‘Post-it note’ healthcare plan https://t.co/vWZFrqVcX4 pic.twitter.com/s1pTbSfNKW
— New York Post (@nypost) February 20, 2020
4. “The best-known socialist in the country happens to be a millionaire with three houses.” –Michael Bloomberg
Considering Bloomberg’s historically awful performance, perhaps I should not place him this high on the list. But this line, a direct challenge to the hypocrisy of Bernie Sanders, was quite witty. Bernie attempted to fight back with his subsequent “tax haven” remark, but Bloomberg’s “New York City” answer quickly shut Sanders down. Unfortunately, Bloomberg dug a deep hole for himself in Las Vegas, so he’ll need a miracle to get back into this race.
3. “Let’s put forward somebody who’s actually a Democrat.” – Pete Buttigieg
This line is simple and effective, yet it makes a valid point. Buttigieg identifies the two greatest threats to a moderate Democratic ticket with his name on it: Sanders (who wants to move the party farther left) and Bloomberg (who wants to “buy” the election). The end of this storyline will be written by primary voters in the coming weeks, but Sanders currently holds the advantage.
2. “No, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.” – Elizabeth Warren
When you’re on a debate stage with Elizabeth Warren and you have called women “fat broads” and “horse-faced lesbians” in the past, there is simply nowhere to hide. She wasted no time in letting her feelings about Bloomberg be known. This exchange marked the beginning of the billionaire’s disastrous night.
1. “I’ve been nice to some women.” – Elizabeth Warren
Mike Bloomberg got a number of women—who knows how many—to sign non-disclosure agreements for sexual harassment and gender discrimination.
He needs to release the women from the non-disclosure agreements so we can hear their side of the story. Watch our new ad. pic.twitter.com/qJEI2PT6T5
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) February 20, 2020
Ouch. If Warren’s campaign is not going to take off the way it looked as though it would last fall, she’s going to bring Bloomberg down with her. Her witty summarization of Bloomberg’s response to a question about sexual misconduct allegations characterized the nature of this debate. The stage in Las Vegas belonged to Warren; the other five candidates were just standing on it. Despite her strong debate performances, the Massachusetts senator faces a long climb after disappointing primary results.
The earliest primaries conclude this weekend in South Carolina, and we will see several of these candidates drop out of the race soon. But with Super Tuesday only a week away, it is never too late for anyone to make an unlikely surge.
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