If we’re lucky in the Opinion section, we work through our beliefs completely and support them with great arguments. But sometimes, we don’t need a deeper reason to hold our convictions. Rapid Fire is for those tweet-length takes that can be explained in just a sentence or two — no more justification needed.
In this Rapid Fire, writers gave their opinions on the question: If TikTok gets banned, which app will take its place?
Associate Opinion Editor:
The potential ban on TikTok would cast a dark shadow on today’s youth. But shadows don’t always have to be bad, as with our sponsor, Raid: Shadow Legends™.
Perhaps nothing will, and there will be a mass exodus to China in order to keep using the most popular app ever.
In his most heroic act to humanity, Elon Musk will bring back Vine and restore our society to its 2015 glory.
Tinder Reels. You have six seconds to convince someone you’re worth the date, otherwise users will swipe up instead of left.
I don’t know, but on a completely unrelated note, I just started watching TokTik! Again, it’s completely unrelated, and totally not just TikTok with a funny mustache and big glasses.